If the Car Doesn’t Kill You, the DM Surely Will – D&D-Inspired Key Chain Rack

🔥 Handcrafted Metal Key Chain Rack – Flame-Finished

Where Dungeons & Dragons meets daily life — this witty metal key chain rack features the phrase “If the car doesn’t kill you, the DM surely will” cut out above a scene of a wizard plunging a sword into the hood of a car. It’s the perfect gift for gamers who live for critical hits and chaotic commutes.

Crafted from sturdy 16-gauge American steel, each rack is hand-sanded for texture and torched using our flame-finishing technique, bringing out shimmering blues, golds, and purples that make the design pop. A clear powder coat protects the finish while allowing the flame-painted colors to shine through.

Includes three double hooks, securely attached with small screws — perfect for organizing keys, dice bags, or even dog leashes. Whether you're heading out on a real-world quest or just to the grocery store, this rack is your daily reminder that the DM is always watching.

📌 Product Features
Size: 12" x 10"
Material: 16-gauge American steel
Finish: Torch-burned with clear powder coat or black powder coat
Hooks: 3 double hooks (6 total hanging points)
Uses: Keys, dog leashes, lanyards, light gear
Use: Best suited for indoor display
Handmade in USA

📌 Mounting
Mounts securely using two screws through pre-drilled holes (hardware not included).
Use wall anchors for drywall or screw directly into studs or solid wood.