"If the Car Doesn’t Kill You, the DM Surely Will" – D&D-Inspired Key Chain Rack

Where Dungeons & Dragons meets daily life — this witty metal key chain rack features the phrase “If the car doesn’t kill you, the DM surely will” cut out above a scene of a wizard plunging a sword into the hood of a car. It’s the perfect gift for gamers who live for critical hits and chaotic commutes.

Crafted from sturdy 16-gauge American steel, each rack is hand-sanded for texture and torched using our flame-finishing technique, bringing out shimmering blues, golds, and purples that make the design pop. A clear powder coat protects the finish while allowing the flame-painted colors to shine through.

Includes three double hooks, securely attached with small screws — perfect for organizing keys, dice bags, or even dog leashes. Whether you're heading out on a real-world quest or just to the grocery store, this rack is your daily reminder that the DM is always watching.

📌 Product Features
Design: D&D-themed scene with cutout phrase and wizard vs. car artwork
Material: 16-gauge American steel
Finish: Fire-torched with clear powder coat
Hooks: Three double key hooks attached with screws
Size: Approx. 12" wide x 9" tall
Mounting: Attach using 2 screws to a solid surface or use wall anchors if attaching to drywall.

FlashBurn Designs — Metal in bloom. Rolled for initiative.